*offers u a fruit gummy**offers u a fruit gummy**o

bunniboytoy:

l3wdbee:

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l3wdbee:

bunniboytoy:

bunniboytoy:

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food

Bro.

i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????

stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this

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psych-is-the-name:

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glitter-bonez:

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coolxatu:

coolxatu:

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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pityboy:

affirmations for when you have to send emails

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boxheadpaint:

boxheadpaint:

“ccute baby bunny compilation” “cutest rabbit videos!” “cute bunny so sweet every video” NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

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retrogamingblog2:

I’ll see your himalayan salt lamp and raise you the fucking sun  

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thyrell:

thyrell:

good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter

this is how they broke the news BTW

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snapscube:

i assume you mean the 1993 film “Free Willy”?

definitely weird that you would forget the final letter of the film in an otherwise grammatically sound message. maybe you lost your “y” key? there aren’t any other y’s in what you typed so it’s plausible. i’ve heard of that before. i’ve lost keys here and there. yknow recently i had a very expensive keyboard that i liked a lot just go kaput for no reason! didn’t spill nothin, didn’t fuck with the internals. but all of a sudden, i kid you not, only the MIDDLE ROW of the keyboard started malfunctioning to the point of causing the whole thing to be generally unusable. when i would hit a key on the middle keyboard row, it would simultaneously also hit the key two spaces to the right. so every K turned into a K; and every S turned into an SF and so on and so forth. tried connecting it to different stuff, tried restarting it multiple times, nothin worked. i have yet to get it repaired so in the meantime i’m actually just using my old wireless gamer keyboard and the ironic thing is that as much as i liked my fancy keyboard, this one is like 50x more comfortable. i’m actually considering just getting the new one fixed to use out in the living room with my steam deck and for other portable keyboard needs and then continuing to use this more comfortable one for desk gaming, as i’ve found it’s easier to go for longer sessions with this one without as much wrist strain.

oh wait, what if you typed this on a phone??? hm. definitely not as easily explainable. could it really just be human error? i feel like… the potential for human error feeds into an interesting wider subject that i can’t put my finger on. huh. either way, if this is a digitally typed message then maybe the likes of autocorrect turned “Willy” into “will” (strange that it wouldn’t just continue capitalizing “Will”, as they are both names technically), but then it just becomes embarrassing for you anon. why not proofread more carefully next time? the difference that a stray letter or two can make is surprisingly vast. i mean, two characters is how you get the difference between “Trolls” and “Troll 2”. two VERY different films. one of them is a pillar of modern creature cinema, and the other one killed my grandma. anyway. just be more careful okay? wouldn’t want you getting into hot water with circles a little less forgiving than i am.

anyway. i never saw the film. sorry.

gwynndolin:

ive been thinking all day about a post on reddit rn thats like “we live in the only universe where post malone isnt a line cook”

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